Go Gripe

Yo! Check it out. I’m living in Saint Thomas, VI for the summer and here’s a little know fact: People here aren’t worth a darn – they’re lazy and full of crap. Henceforth, any police officer born on this island is worthless! If you were born on this island and can’t bring me my food with a grin while saying something ending with “mon”, you ain’t worth sheeeeit!

My ticket:

These assholes set up the equivalent of a speed trap to catch people not stopping a stop signs prior to turning left (because these retarded mofo’s drive on the left due to their Danish tradition? wtf).

So…I get to the stop sign to be IMMEDIATELY greeted by a newly sworn-in troop of clueless female police cadets gesturing for me to pull over (BEFORE I EVEN HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO STOP)! Then, some 4′-11″ island lady with a funny looking hat with a badge is like “Duo yue eeknow eeewhy Ie puwel yue oooveeuh?”. I’m like: “ummmm. no…”. She says “Fo runnin’ dee stop siyn”. I’m like “Bullshit!”

Whatever… I wasn’t going to stop at the stop sign anyway. But this is a bullshit way to boost local revenue. Stop sign trap? please… Lazy assed island people can’t even set up radar and give legitimate tickets for legitimate violations? Nope.

Wesley Gripes, VI