Why do people forget that a government large enough to give them everything they want is large enough to take everything they have??
DWN, CA
Political Forgetfullness
I Guess I’m Jealous
I am happy for Patrick Swayze…but just wish it was my Granny’s story instead.
Nikki, GA
I’m so BUSY…..
I am so tired of people talking about how busy they are or how much work they have to do, or how many “business meetings” they have. I mean really if you are that busy stop calling, emailing, facebooking, tweeting, etc…. Is it really necessary to tell other people how busy you are? I know what it really is….these people want people to perceive them as important. So from me to all the “Busy” people out there….. No matter what anyone thinks YOU are important!!
Ms. Busy, GA
Crackheads
Crackheads…Just had 1 to come in my store to ask for money to get something to eat. Well I am not giving any money but told her I was just taking out my lunch and had some extras. Ask did she want it and she said yes. Well, I bring out the tupper ware and she asked if I had a bag to put it in. Why does she need a bag??? So she says no she doesn’t want b/c she is homeless and has no where to put it. Well I guess to appease me she says she will take it. She didn’t have to make me feel good b/c I could eat my food. She ask for some candy out the candy bowl. They like candy it keeps them going in between highs. Don’t ask me how I know. Then I look out the door and her get high buddy/boyfriend walk across the St with my food that she doesn’t want to still ask for money. The other business gave them some money. So they leave my food that I could have eaten on the side of the other business. Crackheads!!!
Nikki, GA
Ushers Gone Wild!
Is it completely necessary for ushers to run with scarves, towels, and sheets to cover up the legs of female churchgoers who sit on the front pew? Why is it such a priority when most of the females are already wearing maxi dresses or dresses that hang mid-calf, so when they sit it will cover even ankles. Is there a preparatory class or something for these ushers? Are some trained just to watch the ones headed to the front pew? WRONG FOCUS!
No member should be subjected to this abrupt manner of embarrassment. Even if noone was watching that particular member when they came in the church, made their way to the front of the church, everybody is surely watching when Sister Usher runs up and suddenly throws a quilt over her lap. This can be totally offensive to newcomers in the sanctuary. It can cause them so much embarassment, they won’t return. God does not look so much at the outer shell of appearance as man does. He knows that when the inside is right then the outside will be all right. And what’s all right to some may not be right at all to God.
Church, Check your USHERS PLEASE!
Factuality, MS
Summer School
School in the summer time is like oil and water it just doesn’t mix.
Anonymous, AL
One time pay out or $250k for life???
Okay so this is a real story but the names where removed to protect the innocent:
My boy met this really “cute girl” (let him tell it) at the club, I am thinking that she was about a 7 of 10 ( I know him and he always exaggerates she couldn’t been better than an 8 and a perfect 10 doesn’t exist, it just doesn’t not even Beyonce, anyway back to the story…) so they really hit it off and he was able to convince her to let him come back to her house. So this girl was very direct and gave him the “One time pay out or $250k for life” question?
What is the “ONe time pay out or $250k for life???” question well, she said you can get “it” tonight but he can never call her again in life (for the slow folks this is the “1 time pay out”) or you can chill tonight get to know her and get it when ever where ever ( again for the slow people in the back this is the “$250k for life”)
Now she explained that she is very serious she will block his call and duck him, call the cops if he decides to take the 1 time pay out and tries to call the next day or any other day
Beany, NY
NOW WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
lets think about both sides for a bit
One time payout folks:
a. This may never happen again
b. She might find someone else and forget about you
c. She could die and you never get a chance
d. If you put a spit shine on it then she cannot help but want another session
e. She might get married and you don’t get to brag to your boys
f. You don’t get the chance to have the ultimate story to out shine your boys.
$250k for life folks:
a. What if she has something, you get some time to find out
b. What if you prematurely …. she will give you another chance since she already likes you
c. Its the correct thing to do
Okay so he did what some of boys say most guys would do, what a self respecting red blooded American would do: “YOU GO FOR IT RIGHT NOW AND TAKE THAT One time lump sum payout, YEAH”
What was his outcome did he hit that home run and got her to violate his own rule or did he catch a flat???
Welllll: my boy said: if he got in 10 pumps then he would be exaggerating by 5.5 pumps, this girl had some serious throw back skills that he could not handle, when he saw her birthday suit he was thinking that this girl could be on the cover of any men’s magazine, he also knew he was in trouble when he saw her birthday suit because he knew he was out matched.
TRUE STORY
The Picky Unemployed
I have a “friend” on facebook that always informs us of his employment quest saying he can’t find a good job as he searches Craiglist from his sofa at 1 pm every day. The prospects he does get he complains about, they want a brother to start work at 8 AM or they want me to work for minimum wage. I know it’s tough out there but if you are turning down jobs and you live at your Mom’s house I think YOU are the problem. I don’t care if it’s a 100% commission job, you aren’t doing anything with your time other than posting stupid updates on FB anyway. I think dude’s job is to create status updates on not finding a job. The next status update he is getting hidden. Stop being picky and get a job.
Go to Work!, TN
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